A post by Thor

I have exactly one personality. Apparently everyone else has other ideas. 🐾 💛 My grandma looks at me like I haven’t eaten in a week. The bowl is empty because I finished it. That’s called good eating. I am fine. I am always fine. 💛 My mom insists I am, and I quote, “still her baby,” which is how I ended up wrapped in a blanket with a pacifier I did not ask for and will not be discussing further. 💛 My dad still operates like it’s 1950 and I’m supposed to be fine sleeping outside with zero commentary about it. Sir. I have opinions. 💛 Strangers on the street, meanwhile, seem to think I’m a whole runway model, which — correct, actually. Keep that energy. None of them are wrong, exactly. They’re just all seeing one very small slice of an extremely complex dog. 😮‍💨 Swipe to see the chaos. Tag whoever’s family member sees THEIR dog like this too 👇